ja'mie.: Archive

Major Aim for 2010: Lose weight and become more...

Dec 30th

This sexy bastard was the only reason I watched... →

Dec 30th

Things I'm actually doing.

Tweeting about crap. Dancing around to The Black Eyed Peas. Eating Halls soothing tablets. Making lists about what I should be doing.

Dec 30th

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Things I should be doing.

Packing for tomorrow. Packing other stuff to go back to Liverpool with. Having a shave. Having a bath. Figuring out how I’m gonna stop my nose looking so red.

Dec 30th

I re-registered on FitLads today.

There’s two points I’d like to make. I’m probably breaking the Trades Descriptions Act, seeing as I’m not ‘fit’ or a ‘lad’ as such. The first person I ended up seeing in the “Who’s Online?” section was the ex boyfriend that made me delete my original account. What a fucking liberty.

Dec 30th

I was just recommended Cascada's CD on Amazon....

Dec 29th

*sneezes*

Dec 28th

“You sound like Moni-can’t, not Moni-can! …Moni-ca.”

– Phoebe Buffay <3

Dec 28th

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This Ke$ha woman looks like she needs a wash but...

theonewithkatie: mmmgash: lizology: (via mmmgash) Weird. Just started playing Tik Tok! It’s on repeat currently. <3 “Now, the party don’t start till I walk in…” Brushing your teeth with Jack Daniels would be so gross… I bet dentists everywhere are cursing her.

Dec 28th

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This Ke$ha woman looks like she needs a wash but...

lizology: (via mmmgash) Weird. Just started playing Tik Tok! It’s on repeat currently. <3 “Now, the party don’t start till I walk in…”

Dec 28th

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This Ke$ha woman looks like she needs a wash but...

Dec 28th

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Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger...

Dec 28th

I used to think I had no regrets. But now I come...

Dec 27th

D'ya know what makes me fill up with rage?

The fact that because I had a job as a teenager meant I got no fun. Working in a different part of the country at the weekends meant I missed out on so much time with friends, so much time going out, so much time making friends. I couldn’t settle in one place for long enough. I still hate my job for that but sadly, now I’ve become used to the money so much that I daren’t leave...

Dec 27th

D'ya know what breaks my heart more than any boy...

The fact that I had to leave stage school to get a job because of my fucking Dad. I’m not saying I’d be a megastar by now if I’d’ve stayed, but can you imagine the experience I’d have now? I’d still be slim as I’d constantly be under pressure to be and I’d be getting decent exercise, I’d be working with people who had a clue and I’d be...

Dec 27th

Me and my heart; we got issues.

Pretty sure y’all are aware of that though, like.

Dec 27th

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20 questions is fun =]

(via byepolar) “I’m the minty white centre of an After Eight!”

Dec 27th

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If you can't make me say "Ooooh" like the beat of...

Dec 27th

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Reflection by Christina Aguilera. TUNE.

Dec 27th

Me singing Get Sexy - not sexy. Me singing Get...

Dec 27th

Oh God, I've been roped into going out tomorrow...

That’s possibly the last thing I wanna do really but oh well.

Dec 26th

If making a tit out of yourself was an A Level,...

Christmas Day, 5pm. That’s the last thing I remember until waking up but I have Facebook and Twitter to tell me what awfully stupid things I managed to say to the world. Oh, and I was put to bed at 11pm as well apparently. I had an entire bottle of Malibu to myself. SILLY.

Dec 26th

I have a habit of adapting the live versions of...

For example, I can no longer hear Beat Goes On by Madonna without shouting “What’s up, Buenos Aires!?”, sing She’s Not Me also by Madonna without adding “Bitch, cunt, whore, wannabe!” and add “Mahabba, Istanbul!” to Who Do You Think You Are by the Spice Girls.

Dec 23rd

"Take What You Take" by Lily Allen seems an odd...

Dec 23rd

byepolar: mmmgash:byepolar: You Belong With...

Dec 23rd

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byepolar: You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift The...

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

I'm so awake right now.

Went to bed at 2.30am, was up before 6.30am for work. Finished at 13.30. At some point after Deal Or No Deal I had an accidental nap where I thought I was dreaming about The Nolans but it turns out it was actually a documentary on TV about their recent tour that I’d briefly woken up and seen snippets of, according to Mum. She only told me this after I’d mentioned that I’d dreamt...

Dec 23rd

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Just in case you missed it, here's my 2009 review. →

Dec 23rd

I don't mean to be crude, but I could wipe out...

Dec 23rd

Dad's for Christmas this year.

Hmm. Blood relative count - one, my Dad. Then there’ll be five step relatives and two of their friends. Yeah.

Dec 23rd

I had to serve a "Finest" family at work today.

By this, I mean one of these families who think they’re really posh and upmarket because they only buy Finest products but they actually can’t afford Marks and Spencer. They did my head in, acting like being in Tesco was like having to feel up poor people. They were also speaking in hideously posh and pretentious Southern accents, so I combatted this by putting on the most Northern...

Dec 23rd

I was so bored at work yesterday morning that I...

Feasible achievements for 2010: Lose weight Leave Tesco and find a better job Stop being so jealous of everyone else’s happiness Attempt to like self better Cure AIDS Find someone who isn’t a titwank. Things that won’t happen in 2010. Lose weight Leave Tesco and find a better job Stop being so jealous of everyone else’s happiness Attempt to like self better Find...

Dec 23rd

An open letter to The Saturdays.

Before I get into this, I just want to say that I love you, I love your work and I love you and your work. But what needs to be said needs to be said. Having pretty much been obsessed with you since I found out you existed, it’s very obvious to see a sharp decline in quality in performances recently. I’ve tried for so long to deny it to myself, “it was just a one off”,...

Dec 22nd

Ego & All I Want For Christmas

Ego keeps being edited down to a stupid length. Not being funny, but the full song is 2.59 so why cut out the entire first 1.10 to make an edit? And it’s not even a good edit! You don’t cut straight to verse two because it sounds appalling. You cut verse two. That’s what a song edit is. But no - the tactic is that Frankie is popular - cut straight to her and BAM: Sales. Purr Una...

Dec 22nd