December 2011
I hope that 2012 doesn't chew me up and spit me...
Me walking down an average residential street
Me: hey little kitty witty kitty cat, why are you outside on a cold day like this? you poor little love lamb your whiskers will freeze! why don't you get in my bag and i'll take you home and knit you jumpers and nurse you by a fire coz your owners clearly hate you. there'll be PLATES of tuna and milk on tap. and you'll have the bed of a king. and maybe just maybe we can be best friends and you can stay in my life forever and i'll put you in boxes and take photos for the internet and it'll be SO CUTE. ME AND YOU FOREVER BABZ.
Cat: No
Da Queen FLOP: Lady GaGa while dropping the New... →
theboywhoeatseverything:
Lady GaGa:We’re down to the final minute of 2011 everyone! I’d like to take this moment to look back on the year and the years prior. It’s amazing how I was bullied in high school and look at me now! Dropping the New Years Ball! Lady GaGa:And how wonderful it is to be…
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carachameleon asked: as far as I am aware, I am free on the second. i will find out further tomorrow after my meeting at the job centre. I'll text you :)
carachameleon asked: It was ok, I was at Grant's til like 2am on christmas eve/day, got up about twelve then went to my dad's for two, haha. It was better after I left the house. spent all afternoon making a jigsaw of New York with my dad because we are mature adults. Are you going to be in southport any time soon?
